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4743

lol! engrish translation! I'm glad there's no 'scheduled' poison in my meds... but I can't help but wonder why they had to announce that....

reminds me of the time I went into a chinese cafe in london. The chopstick instructions on the chopstick wrapper were so badly translated, I'd be surprised if anyone got even close to using them properly by those instructions. I was friendly with the boss and he asked me to rewrite their instructions lol

 

4742

..........ok first of all Mei, that was cyanide you took ....secondly....who needs instructions for chopsticks?:D

 

4741

cyanide? oh, whenever my frds come round for chinese food... there's always one...

my cat's a camper!!! He sits at this part across the road where the foxes weren't see him when they go fetch their dinner from us... and then he ambushes them!!! bad kitty...

 

4740

lol your cat is smart, he/she is probably the leader of the guerrilla cat army:D Which is perfect cuz gorillas luv kittys!

 

4739


I'm going to a bmx competition but wont be entering cuz i suuuucckkkk

 

4738

LOL my cat is no way smart. he was chasing some dead leave down the road today. when he caught it, he bit it to pieces. thats a disturbed cat - not a smart cat!!!

oh that reminds me of some psychology case study where a sign language gorilla attempted to decieve his owner. he had a pet cat and one day in a rage, he broke a sink. when his owner signed to him, asking him why he broke the sink, the gorrilla signed back. he lied and said the cat did it. I'm not joking. :D lying gorrilas with pet cats

 

4736



I got 6th at the BMX competition

 

4735

your friend would make a crappy liar!! lol!

Well done Mocha man!!

I feel like vommiting >.< not nice! and in an act of pure clumsiness, I hit my head on the corner of my bedside table. a sharp corner. It hurts so much. So now I feel sick and my head hurts

 

4734 im going trail riding tommorrow

 

4733

Sounds like someone could use a can of Campbell's Chicken noodle soup.........and an Icepack

 

4732

How come I cant use proper grammar! Like I capitalize stuff that shouldn't be capitalized, and I am always forgetting to throw in apostrophes! Its ridiculous I tell you

 

4730

Clicked on the Snow Leopard link and saw the cute leopard... distracted me from actually making sense of the website... slow days at work really suck

God!!! Work today was awful!! Not only did I walk into the corner of the beer fridge a good feel times (bruise bruise bruise!!!), one of the customers decided to get drunk and tear apart our religious shrine thingy in the corner of the restaurant lack of respect! Customers were annoying, I felt nauseous and to make things worst, one of the new part times decided it's ok to cop a feel gave him a piece of my mind!!! Dirty bloody teenage boys! I'll kick their ass!

Don't worry Shamwow, everyone makes grammar mistakes! :D

 

4729

you should murder his family, that will teach him a lesson about copping a feel!

 

4728

ok I guess I don't mean that....I haven't had a cigarette all day so I have been pretty angry since last night, ha even as I write this I am yelling at my step-bro As for the A-hole you have to deal with...... I still think you should punch him in the face, or at least cut him

 

4727

When I told mum about him, she found it funny, especially when he feigned ignorance - it's probably because he lives down the road and we've known him since he was 11. Well, next time he comes to work, I'm going to make it hell for him! Have to keep it to subtle sabotage or I might get in trouble - so no cutting >.< even though that sounds fun... Cause I got this big cleaver knife next to me in the bar that I use to cut oranges... its sharp :D

Withdrawal symptoms :O quick! find a ciggie!!!! Even if they are unhealthy lol I hope you get your cigarettes soon!

 

4726

yay I have a ciggy:D Well if you can't harm the boy, embarrass him A note on his back that read "shoot me" would be pretty funny