Cheenis And Bench Fanfic [NSFW]

*HALF AN HOUR UNTIL THE MALL CLOSES!* wailed the sound of the speakers at dank memes mall somewhere in quebec. The bench was so calm, so still just peacefully lying there in the mall. The potted plants giving a natural atmosphere around bench while the scent of the food court drifted through the air. The sun was setting and going down before the mall closed, but there was someone still there. He went by the name of Cheenis. Cheenis hid in the rainforest cafe under the monkey so nobody could see him. Earlier he saw the bench, but to him it wasn’t just a bench. It was beautiful, slender, sleek craftsmanship. Every groove and bar in that bench was perfect. He just had to have it. The mall closed. The doors were locked, and all the lights were off. The music stopped playing. There was silence.


Cheenis came out from hiding and went over to the bench. He gave it the most sensual stare you could possibly imagine, strutting over to the beautiful figure up ahead. The bench saw him and stared as Cheenis took off his clothes piece by piece. First the shirt, coming over his head and onto the floor below. Then his shoes and socks that he tossed into hollister. Then his pants. You could see his massive 14” dick through his boxers. Then off came the boxers. He stood in front of the bench waiting for a response. The bench wanted Cheenis on top of him so bad, the bench started to get moist and wet, eventually starting to pour like a waterfall. Cheenis grabbed the backrest of the bench and squished his dick deep into the bars, the screams of euphoria filled the entire mall as he thrusted in and out, trying out each bar. The bench was starting to gain human qualities, at first it was able to move a bit, then some more, until eventually it was thrusting for Cheenis. Bench started to speak, “I’ve been waiting for so long for someone to treat me like the little fucking slut bench I am”. Cheenis was surprised but continued talking, not questioning the bench’s ability to talk. The bench screamed along with cheenis. Then the bench started to feel something odd along its right armrest, something started to grow. “I-I think I have a dick!” exclaimed Bench. “What!” Cheenis shouted in surprise. “Well I know what to do with it..” Whispered Cheenis to the bench in a smooth, deep voice. He grabbed Bench’s dick with an almighty grip and started jacking it off at in incredible pace. Bench was driven to orgasm within less than two minutes of the intense stroking. “I’M GONNA CUM” screamed Bench at the top of its lungs. Cheenis reached over to his phone while he continued thrusting and started blasting coontown at 9000% volume through the speakers of the mall. “LETS CUM TOGETHER!” Cheenis wailed, excited to blast all over the bench. You could hear NIGGERGIRLS TRYING TO GET A NIGGERBOYS CASH! Over the speakers as Cheenis and Bench blasted nearly twenty five gallons of cum all over eachother. Cheenis screamed like he never had before, Bench did the same, they looked at each other deeply, even though bench didn’t have eyes, both of them doused in semen. Cheenis started to violently kiss Bench, and then he got up. Went to the bathroom to clean off, leaving the cum drowned Bench by himself. Cheenis came back and took his things. He walked away and said “See you tomorrow”.


The end. Written by Elsa <3

 

10/10 Best actual story, would fap to again.

 

I'm harder than diamonds atm.

 

I r8 8/8 m8. must masturb8 ag8n

 

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