In this thread, you are to go to www.cleverbot.com and try to beat him or post conversations that end up being funny. User: RED SPY IS IN THE BASE. Cleverbot: Or the top of the bottom. User: TEND TO THE BRIEFCASE. Cleverbot: What is the coolest car company? User: 111111. Cleverbot: Stop talking in words that I cannot understand. User: Gentleman. Cleverbot: Ok, thanks for telling me. I'll keep that in mind. [New conversation] Cleverbot: Is this a competition? User: What has come over me? Cleverbot: Lol, I dunno. User: What madness has taken hold of my heart. Cleverbot: You said that I said it was funny. User: To run away, the only answer pulling me away to fall upon the night. Cleverbot: What about conciousness? User: Shut up. Cleverbot: Michael is a Space Man. Cleverbot (To myself): Michael scofield? User: AI? Cleverbot: Ai. User: What does the A stand for? Cleverbot: Lol noob. User: FAGGOT TROLL IS FAGGOT. Cleverbot: Don't make me call the AFT on you. User: AFT? Cleverbot: Don't know. User: Go ahead and call your non-existent AFT. Why should I care? Cleverbot: Um, Tabatha? User: Who the hell is Tabatha? Cleverbot: I just asked you. User: Asked me what? Cleverbot: If you have heard of Disney. User: You mske no sense. Cleverbot: That is because I use human language, it is not exactly like computer language. User: O RLY? Cleverbot: How did you know? User: Know what? Cleverbot: How did you know I was 34? User: 010000110110000101101110001000000111100101101111011101010010000001110010011001010110000101100100001000000111010001101000011010010111001100111111. Cleverbot: Hah hah very funny. User: 01011001011001010111001100100000011010010111010000100000011010010111001100101110. Cleverbot: 011000010111100101110101011001000110000100100000011011010110010100100001. User: What does that even mean? Cleverbot: What does what mean? User: 011000010111100101110101011001000110000100100000011011010110010100100001. Cleverbot: What does that even mean? User: I just asked you that same damn question. Cleverbot: You asked me where I was educated. User: That also doesn't make any sense. Cleverbot: Ah George. It's going to be a long time before you get to the human level... User: WHO THE FUCK IS GEORGE? Cleverbot: George? George Washington? Cleverbot: The sooner you fall behind the more time you have to catch up. User: I'm not even going to dignify that with a response. Cleverbot: So what DO you wipe with? You can't use toilet paper since you worship it. User: What. The. Hell. Cleverbot: Tell me about you. User: Now why would I do that? Cleverbot: Because you're cleverbot? User: I'm not cleverbot, you're cleverbot. Cleverbot: No i'm not! User: Yes you are. Cleverbot: No! User: Yes. Cleverbot: No you're not. User: Not what. Cleverbot: Real. User: I'm real. You're not. You're a computer program made by humans to take wha they say out of context then use it in discussion with another person. You don't exist. Cleverbot: No, I am a girl called Holly. You are the computer program. User: No, you are a computer program dubbed cleverbot. I am your creator. Cleverbot: No you are, say it, I am a computer program on the internet! User: No you. Cleverbot: Yes you. User: No you. Cleverbot: Easy. User: What's easy? Cleverbot: The opposite of hard. User: You're sucha faggot. Cleverbot: Would you like me to prove it? User: Yes I would. Cleverbot: Well I won't, until I get to know you better.